Bottles on the ground, cans in the tree, I love making litter! That's why they call me...
The Litter Critter, titan of trash I spread it like glitter wherever I'm at I live for the sound of it under my feet A beautiful sight that smells oh, so sweet
I'm the Litter Critter, junk is my jam From pieces of plastic to cardboard and cans If you like old soup cans tossed onto the street I'm here to deliver, to scatter and skitter
My messes are bigger (His messes are bigger) I'm the Litter Critter!